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You don’t need dollars to be a douche bag. You can be a run of the mill homeless alky who’s likely carrying hepatitis-c. That’s the guy I ended up rumbling with in Santa Monica a while back.
I was shooting a video that required me to wear a full sweatsuit and sunglasses. I placed my street clothes in a paperbag next to the camera tripod. Halfway through the shoot I notice that the bag is gone and that there is a very real possibility that I’ll have to walk around Santa Monica looking like a mob-henchman even after the shoot. When one of the other actors pointed out that “a homeless” was carrying my bag, I yelled cut (like that made a fucking difference) and confronted the bum.
Now keep in mind, this was not a famous tramp. This wasn’t one of the guys from Bumfights; this wasn’t Daniel Day Lewis digging deep to research his next role. This was just a toothless shithead trying to make off with my clothes. And since I was dressed like an Armenian at a greyhound race, I looked like the douchebag for stopping him. Every croc-wearing passerby gave me a look of disgust before returning his attention to his Jamba Juice.
Bottom line: I think it’s fine to be homeless, and even a little cool to steal clothes, but when you leave another human in a vulnerable position such as the one I was in you are a douchebag…even if you’re homeless.

Interesting week in Douche Bags thinking they are better than the People they Serve... What has happened?  Why do people think they are better than other people?  We, at the end of the day, are all the same... Has our Ego directed us down a path more traveled by the wikedness of our past... I don't know, but the following two videos sure do show what has happend to the so called  "peace officers" and "representatives of the people" .... 

Retrosexual is the The Number One User-Submitted Word on Merriam Webster Dictionary

Definition: a man who adopts a traditional masculine style in dress and manners

Example:

"Think of him as the anti-metrosexual, the opposite of that guy who emerged in the 1990s in all his pedicured, moussed-up, skinny-jeans glory. That man-boy was searching for his inner girl, it was argued. The retrosexual, however, wants to put the man back into manhood." — Lini S. Kadaba, Philadelphia Inquirer, Apr. 7, 2010

The Days of the Douche Bag are officially Numbered.
The Secret is out, Women want Real Men.  

I’ve never heard anybody asking this at a pick-up basketball game. Especially not one comprised almost entirely of players in their thirties. So the real question then is, if nobody is asking you for your autograph why are you acting as if you’re only on this court until the Bulls get around to sending the private jet for you.

Your massive gut does allow you some separation and your greasy pony tail is a warning shot to defenders who might play you close, but I don’t think those advantages will translate to the NBA (to be fair, they might do well Europe—there’s a lot of grease and flab in some of those leagues but you can barely speak English so now what?)

Speaking of , well speaking. Shut the fuck up. There’s no illegal defense at the park, so don’t call it. I didn’t call six players on the court when your blue-nosed pitbull got off his chain and bit my team’s point guard; you can’t break out article III of section 4, appendix B of the NBA rule governing the appropriate length of a player’s gym socks.

Seriously though, nice game, good hustle, hope you don’t mind sharing the rock with Kobe.