The problem with Douche Bags is that they do not know they are douche bags. They think they are cool, or even worse, normal. When I grew up as a douche bag, I had no clue I was one. No one ever let me in on it and my friends never told me. Why? Because most of my friends were douche bags too.

So, if douche bags don't know they are one... who is going to tell them? I have had some balls in my day, but its hard for me to go up to some random douche and just flat out tell them that they are a raging douchaholic.

At douche bag diary we have devised a strategy where any average ol' joe can help the cause. We call it douche identification. We at DBD carry around stickers and every time we see a douche bag we make an effort to sticker them. Now, I know what you are thinking, this sounds immature & childish.... and we agree!

We say fight fire with fire!!!

Now after a douche bag gets a sticker on his back, he will probably laugh it off. After the 8th or 9th sticker on his back... well, he might start to question things... and guess what, the seed has been planted. From experience, this is all it takes.

We invite you to purchase some douche bag stickers here

Yes, we said it... to eliminate Douche Bags, we must not sleep with them... Why?

Douche Bags usually have HUGE Ego's and are Ego driven, meaning they are living in Survival Mode. A Douche Bag living in Survival Mode, means caring about one thing, reproducing. Everytime a Douche Bag has sex it confirms the belief system that they have set-up as working. e.g. I bought a new trendy shirt and I got laid, it must have been the shirt - need to buy more Ed Hardy shirts. Or I got a tan and got laid - must get tanner, ignoring the fact they most likely got laid because they acted confident and the other person needed to get laid too.

When I did stand-up in New York City (Guido D-Bag Central), I asked the girl audience how many of you have hooked up with a Guido once in your life? Always... 100% of the crowd would raise their hand. Now, I estimated that 1 in 100 guys in New York City were Full Fledge Guido Douche Bags. If Every Girl in NYC hooked up with a Guido once, that means a Guido could hook up with a new girl every other week for almost 5 years. These are incredible stats! And with these stats, you can see how Douche Bags could evolve into a different human species. Visit (DBD BLOG)

Now if girls stop fucking douche bags, after several months of striking out, the douche bag ego will have to re-evalute what it is doing wrong. In this process, it will realize the only way to get laid is by being genuine and... you guessed it...

No More Douche Bags!

Disclaimer: Now we realize this can be an incredibley difficult step. After all, Douche Bags can be attractive, sometimes VERY attractive. And we all need to get laid. Girls often get into relationships with douche bags because they are not ready for a commitment. They know that dating a douche won't go anywhere, which in the end, will make it easy for the girl to end the relationship.

This is almost impossible when it comes to hot chick douche bags. Look at Pamela Anderson & Janice Dickenson. Sadly, they will always find some dick, thus reconfirming their egoic belief structure.

IF YOU MUST SLEEP WITH A DOUCHE BAG: after the relationship or the one night stand is over, label them with a douche bag diary sticker. Trust us, you are doing them a favor, and the World will Thank You!

You play a huge role! Douche Bags will never label other douche bags... its up to you!

Help control the DoucheBag Population!